You May Now Kiss The Bride

"The priest said to Daniel and me, 'You may now kiss the Bride.' Oh, as if that jerk would actually kiss me! I glanced at the wedding witnesses; they were all smiling, anticipating the kiss the priest mentioned.

Daniel leaned close and whispered, 'You, fatty! You think I'd kiss you?! Dream on, you're on your own.' he said under his breath.

Annoyed, I grabbed his face and kissed him on the cheek. People laughed, probably thinking we were just joking around.

Yeah, right. Daniel and I are not in love. This is just an arrangement. Annoying!