We're Having a Baby, but You're Celebrating Your Ex's Divorce

When I was eight months pregnant, William Ward, my baby's father, threw a divorce party for his first love.

He even asked me to personally build a 16-layer champagne tower for the event.

When the party started, Lilah Holloway 'accidentally' knocked the tower over, cutting her finger in the mess.

"William, where did you even hire the idiots who built this?! They're dumb as pigs!"

While William shot me a cold look, Lilah smiled like a devil and said, "Oh. Well, honestly, Emberly, you do kind of look like a pig."

My hands shook with rage as I slapped her, demanding she apologize.