To Save the Depressed Prince, Girlfriend Let Me Die on Racetrack

The second time I allowed my girlfriend to cut my racing brakes, she was watching my pathetic state on a screen with the "depressed boyfriend" she craved. She said, "If he dies, maybe my heart will feel something different." So, my girlfriend wanted me dead. But when I stood before them soaked in blood, the way they begged for mercy seemed quite entertaining.