The Wife and Her Adulterer

My wife, Catherine, often placed a cactus on the balcony, claiming it absorbed sunlight.

However, on rainy days, I come home to find her doing the same.

Once, when I made the excuse of going on a business trip, she quickly set the cactus outside again.

I secretly watched from downstairs until I saw a figure enter our home.

I pulled out my phone to call the police, "Officer, I want to report someone offering pornographic services."