The Whole Family Aided My Nephew in Snatching My Porsche

My newly-licensed nephew, drunk, took a liking to my Porsche.

Without a second thought, my mother snatched the car keys from my hand and handed them to him, "Everything your aunt has is yours! Don't be shy with her."

But then, my nephew crashed the car while driving drunk.

My brother grabbed me by the collar and shoved me towards the driver's seat, "Just say it was you driving, got it?! If anything happens to my son, you're the criminal of our family!"

I slapped him across the face, snapping back, "Wake up! Who wants to be part of your family?!"