The Wedding Ring Didn't Fit, So I Called My Childhood Sweetheart

At the wedding, when Robert Morton tried to slide the ring onto my finger, the thing wouldn't go on no matter how hard he pushed.

Beside him, Maya Gray doubled over laughing. "Bro, isn't this the ring you proposed to me with back then? The band's tiny. How's Alma Fox supposed to get that on?"

She snatched the ring out of his hand and tapped the initials engraved inside, clicking her tongue. "Look, my initials are still in here. Not gonna lie, bro, why didn't you get Alma a new one?"