The Shrimp Test My Girlfriends Regret

On our third anniversary, a single phone call from her "best friend" was all it took.

My girlfriend didn't just cancel our plans—she dragged me straight to a bar and ordered me to peel three thousand crayfish for said best friend.

"Are you blind? Can't you see Kevin and the others are waiting to eat?"

Elisa Fox leaned into Kevin Gilbert's embrace, her gaze slicing over me like frosted glass.

"Kevin has delicate hands. He's not built for rough work." She flicked her wrist toward me. "You, on the other hand, have plenty of experience. Hurry up and peel them."

She wasn't finished.