The Scumbag's AA Bill

The day after giving birth, my husband demanded that we split all the expenses incurred during my pregnancy.

I argued back, but he said, "Stop avoiding responsibility. Men and women are equal. Besides, the child isn't just mine, so don't always expect a free ride, okay?"

Disgusted by his words, I threw the money in his face.

But even though he had the money, he might never have a chance to spend it.