The Night I Caught Him Cheating on Me

My husband has always preferred black and gray, so I was surprised to find a pink pair of underwear suddenly appear in our closet.

“Did you see it?” he asked, a little too casually.

I took the underwear to the bathroom door, waiting for him to take it, but he just looked at it and said, “Change it to black.”

I figured it might just be a free gift from a recent purchase. But then his phone, left outside the bathroom door, lit up with a message:

["Pink couple’s style—think it suits you, Bob?"]

And his reply was right there: "I’ll know when you wear it for me."