The Fake Sister Framed Me, So I Buried Her

Replying with "1" to everything had become a habit of mine over the past few years.

In the class group chat, Rachel Gilbert, the class academic officer, tagged @everyone:

"When my sister ran off years ago in a fit of temper, she said Mom and Dad couldn't even sell their blood fast enough to cover half a designer bag. Now that she's just been reunited with us, she's already forcing them to sell a kidney for cash."

"If you've got the guts to own it, just reply '1'!"

In my past life I'd been in the middle of class and, out of habit, blindly fired back a "1."