The Day I Aced Provincials, My Parents Feted My Sister

After I made state valedictorian, my parents threw a college acceptance party for my younger sister. The banner over the party read, "Thank you, Eudora, for giving your spot at school to your sister." Relatives and friends crowded around Eudora, praise pouring in from every side. "Eudora is such a good girl, giving up her chance to go to school so her sister could." Eudora accepted it all gladly. "Mom and Dad putting both of us through school at the same time would be too much of a burden."