The Day Before Her Wedding, My Future Son Warned Me

My girlfriend was getting married, and I didn't find out until the day before.

“You invited everyone? Everyone but me?”

She twirled in her wedding dress. “Babe, you know my whole brand is anti-marriage. The wedding has to be solo—just me. If we actually got married, we'd both get torn apart online.”

She rubbed her stomach without a care in the world. “It's your baby. What more do you want?”

She kissed me with a smile, then pulled out her phone and asked me to pay the remaining hundred thousand for the banquet.