The Actor's Revenge My Ex's Aunt Saved Me

Lindsay Swanson said my desire to go public with our relationship was a disease—vanity run rampant. Something that needed to be cured.

So every time I brought up making an announcement, she'd have me shipped off to a psychiatric facility for electroshock therapy.

Even when all I did was suggest bringing her home to meet my family for New Year's dinner.

Lindsay grabbed the stun baton and dropped me to the floor without a second thought.

"Carl Barnes, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a man who doesn't know his place."