Ten Years of Marriage and A Regret

On our tenth wedding anniversary, my husband gave me a puppy as a gift.

I took the puppy back to the pet store and sent him a divorce agreement.

His girlfriend came to me crying, "Mrs. Chambers, I didn't choose the appropriate gift for you. Vent your anger on me if it helps. Don't bother Mr. Chambers with such trivia."

Sean Chambers held her in his arms to comfort her but said to me with a reproachful look, "Stop. You are already thirty, too old to throw a tantrum like a kid."