Slandered With Disease Over Lent Underwear, Reborn I Broadcast Revenge

On the bus back from the company's island team-building trip. My coworker Jessica tugged at her dress and leaned in close, whispering a plea. She said she'd gotten her underwear soaked playing in the water and wanted to borrow a disposable pair. I let out a cold laugh. Not only did I refuse her, I grabbed the tour guide's megaphone and shouted to the whole busload of executives: "Attention, everyone! Jessica says she's completely soaked down there and has nothing to change into! Does anyone have a clean pair in their bag she can borrow for the emergency?"