Since You Don't Love Me, Why Betray My Deep Affection

"Honey, I have to work overtime tonight and you don't have to wait for me."

The night of her birthday, I witnessed her having sex with another man in her car in the parking lot of her company.

They kissed passionately, and instead of interrupting, I silently retreated to my car.

In the passenger side of that car, there was a bouquet, a birthday cake, and two tickets to the thousand-passenger cruise she'd been dreaming of.

I watched them through the windshield until they finished making out happily.