Shopping, Bestie's Husband Bought Condoms, I Slapped Him

At the supermarket, I saw my best friend's husband holding a box of ultra-thin condoms. I generously paid for them at the register and asked, flat and light, "Paige is still away on business, isn't she? So who are you planning to use these with?" He answered calmly, "Grabbed the wrong thing." Then, easy as anything, he swapped them out for a pack of gum. A moment later, a young thing came skipping over and hooked herself onto his arm.