Sheep-headed Man Outside the Window

One night, I was being intimate with my wife, Sophia, in bed when we heard a noise by the window.

I drew aside the curtains to find a goat's head staring at us.

It stood upright like a human, its hooves resting on the windowsill, its eyes fixed on Sophia.

I sensed something was wrong and grabbed a knife to kill it, but Sophia said, "Don't kill it!"