She Turned My Love Diary Into a Joke, So I Left Our Marriage

The day tickets went on sale for the singer we'd both loved for ten years, neither my wife nor I managed to grab one.

The next day Margery's mother showed up with groceries. "Oh, come on, if you couldn't get tickets, then just don't go."

"Rodney Swanson just got out of the hospital after that car accident, and he's still fussing around. He's already burned through most of what we had, and he still won't sit still."

I said nothing.

But I'd had that accident because my wife hated me being home so much and pushed me out to deliver food in the pouring rain, and that was how I broke my leg.