SAT Scores are Out, But My Son Is Gone

The night before SAT scores were released, Arlington City was hammered by a torrential downpour, putting my son in dire straits at school.

Desperate, I pleaded with Jason to drive me to the school to pick him up.

But just as we were about to head out, he got a call from his producer that yanked him away.

Battling the storm alone, I went to fetch my son, only to be met with his dead body.

In a frenzy, I kept dialing Jason's number.

A flirty female voice answered, "Who's this, calling at such an ungodly hour?"