Revenge from My Wife

My wife, Grace, was in poor health and couldn't have a baby.

I felt sorry for her and decided to be a DINK.

Unexpectedly, she brought back a five-year-old child on the third wedding anniversary.

"Darling, I know you've always wanted a child. He'll be our child from now on, and you'll love him, right?"

I noticed the child's eyes were similar to Grace's crush, and then called the police.

"Hello, I want to report someone abducting a child."