Please Give Me Some Guidance, Dear

After a few drinks, the campus heartthrob who had just returned home suggested playing a game where you pass a playing card from mouth to mouth.

When the card reached him and my fiancée, their lips locked together and the card vanished into thin air, much to everyone's amusement.

With a half-serious, half-joking tone, he turned to my fiancée and asked, "Megan, if I hadn't gone abroad, would you have dumped me for someone else?"

At those words, my fiancée's eyes remained glued to Lucas.