On the day of our divorce, I froze his entire life

My husband's secretary decided to "test the company's materials management system" by taking advantage of my nap. She slapped a QR code sticker right onto my forehead and scrawled a note beneath it in black marker.

*"Near-expiry inventory. Clearance sale."*

When I confronted her, Eva Harding laughed so hard she trembled. "Lily, don't be mad. I listed you on the secondhand market for fifty cents. Let's see if any scrap collectors want a spoiled heiress who only knows how to burn money."