On My Wedding Day, They Tried to Leash Me Like Cattle

The wedding car had barely stopped at the edge of town when Egbert's mother came toward us, all smiles, carrying an animal leash and a length of rope.

"Lucy, dear, by the rules of our hometown, a new bride has to wear this when she comes in, so the groom can lead her home."

"It means you'll be like a good donkey from now on — hardworking, uncomplaining, devoted to the family, good for your husband. Come now, put it on."

The Swanson father stood beside her, stroking his goatee, chiming in.