No More Trust, No More Deception

At a class reunion, my wife's ex-boyfriend, seemingly intoxicated, boldly approached my wife amidst the crowd, asking, "If you weren't married, would you choose to marry me or him?"

The room fell silent, all eyes fixed on us.

Without missing a beat, I casually retorted, "Don't all stare at me like that. How about this, I divorce Angelina right now, give them a chance?"

The clock struck ten that night, and both Angelina Theron and I received calls.

My mother, Kate Winslet, suddenly complained of severe pain and urgently needed to be taken to the hospital.