Nine Failed Blind Dates

"What are you wearing? This is a mess!"

"Girls look good in pink or white!"

"I heard you work in new media. How much do you make a month?"

"I work for a state-owned enterprise!"

These comments alone weren't enough to break me.

The real kicker was that while he was devouring his meal, he had oil smeared all over his mouth, making smacking noises as he chewed.

I was terrified that the next second, the sauce from the corner of his mouth, mixed with saliva, would land on me.

Ugh!

I took a deep breath.

Who is this person?