My Wife Wanted a Baby with Her First Love

My wife's first love, Hunter McAllister, posted a colored ultrasound picture on Instagram, announcing, [My favorite woman and I are about to welcome our little miracle!]

I couldn't help myself. I hit the like button without thinking and commented, [Congrats to you both.]

Just a second later, my phone buzzed. The caller ID displayed Margot. As soon as I slid my finger to the Accept button, her voice, sharp and loud, made me wince. "I'm just having a baby for him! Dammit, Gavin, can you not make a big deal out of this?!"