My Water Heater Exploded,Because My Wife Sent the Repairman to Her Ex

That night, while I was in the shower, the water heater exploded.

I went down on the bathroom floor, my whole arm shredded and bleeding where the shattered glass door had cut into it.

I called my wife twelve times. She never picked up.

She didn't show up at the hospital until dawn.

Joanna Gilbert took one look at my bandaged arm and frowned.

"It's over between us, so what did you drag me here for? You're a grown man. Can't even take a shower without hurting yourself?"

"Reg's nerves are shot. It took me forever to get him to sleep. If you wake him up, is that on you?"