My Stingy Heart Saved Our Marriage

I was born a hoarder. If I could save it, I never spent it; if I could skip paying, I never reached for my wallet.

To save on food, I once worked a mall's free-sample stands so hard the salesgirl ended up in tears, calling security.

In the end my mother-in-law couldn't take it anymore and threw ten million at me to get lost.

My eyes lit up. I took the money and signed the divorce papers on the spot.

Everyone envied me for becoming a rich single woman and told me to hurry up and start a new life.

My best friend eagerly set me up with a younger schoolmate of hers.