My Husband's Secret Scorecard He Fined Me but Spoiled His Mistress

Brad Mason sent me a penalty notice.

"Third violation this month for failure to fold towels per household standards. Twenty points deducted from marital score. Fine: $200."

A QR payment code was attached.

My father was in the ICU. We were still $100,000 short for his surgery.

I begged Brad to let us use our joint household fund.

He said, "Your quarterly score is in the negatives. You have no authorization to file a request. You want the money? Fine. Write me an IOU. Interest pegged to the prime rate, plus thirty percent."

I was about to write it.