My Husband Is Dead,So Who Keeps Calling?

On the third day of his business trip, my husband posted a photo of himself locked in a kiss with some gorgeous woman.

The caption was shameless: I cheated. It was a rush.

I tapped the like button, then picked up the phone and called the police. "Hello, I want to report a crime. My husband is dead. He's been dead three days."

The officer confirmed it twice. "So because he posted something online, you think he's dead?"

"I don't think. I know."