My Future Sister-in-law Thinks I'm A Mistress

On the day of my brother Barry Augustine's wedding, I found myself under attack. I'd made a few harmless jokes about Barry on social media, and his soon-to-be wife, Kristen Stewart, a popular starlet, took it upon herself to label me as a home-wrecker.

Accompanied by a swarm of her loyal bridesmaids and self-styled "online judges," she stormed into my house, shouting, "Eliminate the mistress.

"You little harlot, how dare you seduce my fiancé!

"You want to be the other woman, huh? Someone who destroys other people's happiness? Fine! Today, we'll show you what happens to mistresses!