My Drunk Wife Called My Best Friend 'Honey'

At the college reunion party, my wife got drunk, collapsed into my best friend's arms, and called him "honey."

"Morris, don't forget to come over early tomorrow night. I bought a new pair of lace panties—red, your favorite..."

The private room went dead silent.

Morris Simmons waved his hands at me in a panic. "Nate, this is a misunderstanding. She's had too much to drink. She doesn't know what she's saying."

But the very next second, my wife yanked the silk scarf from her neck. "I'm not drunk. Look—these hickeys? All from you. We went at it for two days straight..."