My Cheating Ex Begged Too Late

In the middle of a kiss, my boyfriend pulled away.

He said he'd split his lip cracking crawfish.

When I told Bonnie Henson about it,

she fingered the diamond tooth cap she'd just had set and blew a ring of smoke.

“Probably bit down on something wild out there and wrecked his mouth. I always told you he was no good.”

I slid the ashtray toward her：“He wouldn't. He swore I was the only one.”

The day the office let us off early, I came home and pushed open the door.

Antony sucked in a breath and shouted.

“Get rid of that damn thing.”