My Boyfriend Faked His Death, So I Made Him Regret It

After seven years with Jacob, right on the eve of our engagement. Feeling playful, I called him pretending to be the me from ten years ago. He picked up, and I asked, brimming with hope. "Jake, how do we turn out? Are we happy?" On the other end, Jacob was silent for a long moment, then spoke slowly. "Audrey, I faked my death right before the engagement and got together with Valerie."