My $35 Bonus Made Me Quit,Now My Boss Is Begging on the Street

The year-end bonuses were announced. I came in dead last in the entire company—thirty-five dollars.

Clint Gilbert, the biggest kiss-ass in the office, walked away with twenty-five thousand.

The next day, I handed in my resignation.

Naomi Pruitt actually laughed when she saw it.

"Max Dickerson, seriously? You're quitting over a bonus? Because yours was a little smaller than everyone else's?"

She shook her head, amused.

"You're a grown man. Stop acting like a child."

"Now go back to your desk and finish the Sterlinggate Group proposal.