Met My Little Sweetheart

I saw this question on Twitter, "Guys, what should I do if my girlfriend asks me to have sex with her three times a day?"

I was amused and commented, "Dear, I have sex with my boyfriend five times a day."

As I clicked to send my comment, my boyfriend Louis Juarez's phone suddenly rang.

He was washing the dishes in the kitchen.

I glanced at his phone and thought it was just a coincidence. I commented again, "You can't even do that? What's the use of having you? You'd better break up with your girlfriend and not ruin her happiness."