May 1st: My Wife's Camping Trip with Her Best Male Friend

My wife and her male best friend went camping on May Day.

After being out of contact for two days, I worried about her safety and called the police.

My buddy reminded me, "I thought your wife cheated on you."

I gave him a blank look and said, "Don't say that. They are just friends. I know my own wife?"

It wasn't until two months later that I saw my wife having morning sickness.

I fell into silence.