Married to My Secret Online Lover

After I entered a fake marriage with my childhood-friend nemesis Nicholas Rowe, we laid down three rules:

No sleeping together, no interfering in each other's lives, and whenever either family needed it, we'd play the perfect couple without question.

He got caught traveling the world with his first love, so I covered for him.

"Mom, Dad, that's my distant cousin!"

I got photographed at a nightclub picking out a male model, so he stepped in and cleaned it up.

"I'm that male model. I was just trying out a different line of work!"