Let's Not Meet Again

Zac loved exploring the wilderness. While spelunking in an uncharted cave with friends, poisonous gas unexpectedly trapped him. Zac forbade me from calling for help, insisting there was a naked woman inside the cave and we needed to protect her privacy.

I left behind millions of fans at my concert to rescue him alone. That was when I inhaled the gas and lost my voice forever.

Zac knelt and passionately proposed, promising to protect and never abandon me forever. On our wedding day, the naked woman from the cave stood beside me, holding a microphone and smiling gleefully.