I Don't Love You Anymore, Please Be A Qualified Ex

At the singles party, my boyfriend and some friends were drinking and playing games.

He was red-faced and tipsy, holding hands with his first love.

"If I hadn't been late that day, you'd be my wife now."

Everyone turned to me, clearly nervous that I might make a scene.

I smiled warmly, took off my wedding ring, and sincerely said, "Congrats on your upcoming wedding. Here's to two kids in three years and three more in five."