I Called Off the Wedding in Front of Everyone

At the wedding toast, my parents had just lifted their cups when the cups burst open.

Red wine mixed with cream and chili water exploded all over them, straight in their faces.

My mother's newly bought formal dress was soaked through in an instant, greasy cream clinging to her hair.

My father instinctively reached to shield her, stepped on a shard of broken porcelain, and went down hard.

May Henson's male assistant, Colin Delgado, stood off to the side, shoulders shaking with laughter.

"Wow! They look like two ridiculous fat water buffaloes!"