I Bought Her Lunch and Got Expelled,But I'm the Deputy Director

I went to the school on an investigation assignment and grabbed lunch in the cafeteria while I was at it.

I noticed a girl who'd only gotten herself a bowl of the free broth, so I ordered a meal and set it in front of her.

Someone nearby whispered, "Isn't that the Ivy League girl? How does that guy have the nerve to talk to her?"

Before I could process that, a male teacher was already charging toward me. His open palm cracked across my face.

"What class are you in? Little punk! You think you can harass my daughter?"

The girl panicked, grabbing his arm. "Dad! It's not what you think!"