Husband, Why Are You Crying?

My husband, Alan Swift, and his mistress were caught kissing while driving, leading to a severe car crash. The doctor told me I’d need £20,000 to save Alan’s legs. When I said I didn’t have the money, the doctor went ahead and amputated it.

When Alan woke up and burst into tears, I gave him a hard smack and said, “Just legs. Stop being so dramatic.”