He Kissed Me in the Shallows, Buried Me in the Deep

"The night before the wedding,

my fiancé Dante took me to see the undersea starry sky.

But we ran into pirates.

They hung me upside down into the sea countless times.

They even forced me to jump into a shark tank.

Just when I was about to completely break down,

the pirate closest to me tore off his mask and laughed so hard he bent over.

It was my own sister Bianca!

She teased:

“Sister, the way you kneel and beg is hilarious.”

“Perfect, I recorded it. I'll add it to your wedding video.”

During the torture, no matter how painful, I never begged.