He Called Off the Wedding When They Humiliated His Parents

Just before the wedding started, Wallis Fox's male assistant said he'd help fix my parents' hair and makeup.

Then he turned around and stamped two bright-red meat-inspection stamps on their faces.

"Inspection cleared. Premium-grade pork."

Rupert Weiss held up the meat-inspection stamp, laughing so hard his shoulders shook.

"Sir, ma'am, this makes it more festive."

"You two look like fat hogs just picked out of the market."

The whole room burst out laughing.

My mother froze where she stood, fumbling to wipe the red mark off her face.