Good Luck Running This Company Without Me

"When the new intern saw that I’d ordered a $5,000 custom ergonomic chair with company funds, she stormed into my boss’s office to complain.

“I know you have a soft spot for Claire, but that doesn’t give her the right to waste company money!”

“What, is her ass gold-plated? Five grand could help support two struggling students like me!”

Before I could explain, my boss, Dante Vescari, cut me off.

“You’re way out of line! Do you think you’re Mrs. Vescari? What’s next—helping yourself to my wallet?”