From Now On, I Will Only Love Him

I was out shopping with my best friend Emily when we ran into my husband Hank and his mistress in the car making out.

With a surge of excitement, I quickly rushed over and opened the car door, embracing the mistress as I looked into her fearful eyes.

"What took you so long? Do you know how I have been these past few years?"

She was stunned, hesitantly attempting to hug me back while softly sobbing.

Hank was at a loss. "How about we find a place to and talk?"

"Talk my ass! I want to divorce you!" I thought to myself.