Fatal Attraction: I Just Want to Be Near Him

I'm a vampire hiding out in human society.

Because I avoid human blood, I'm pretty much always running on empty. That's why I look like a pale, pint-sized goth with a pair of fangs and stand just over five feet tall.

Ditch the old vampire tropes; I can chill with a beer and barbecue loaded with garlic or play heroes with preschoolers without care.

Blending in almost perfectly, I attend college, lead a normal human life, and even pull shifts at a popular bakery.

Yes, even a looker of a vampire has to hustle to pay the bills.