Divorcing My Husband and His Precious First Love

On her birthday, Cecil Gilbert's childhood sweetheart posted to social media.

One like, and they'd hold hands.

Five likes, and they'd kiss.

Ten likes, and she'd sleep with him.

The photo was a man's silhouette showering behind frosted bathroom glass.

I knew that silhouette too well. I hit like, then left a comment:

【Congratulations. After sneaking around like a stray for so long, you've finally gotten your paws on those scraps.】

A few minutes later, my husband called.

"Doris Henson, what's that supposed to mean? Who's a stray? What scraps?"